Well played, indeed!!!!

You win today's internet. :D

I am so ashamed to admit I watched this show with some degree of regularity.

I like how they look, but.....high-waisted jeans always cut into my stomach like horrible whenever I sit down. It makes them unbearably uncomfortable. Anybody else have this problem? Or better yet, anyone have any solutions for me? I mean seriously, that waistband starts cutting into my front half like nobody's…

Taking classy to a whole new level.

This is the greatest thing I've seen all day.

Transparent attempt to re-ignite this argument by pointing out that clearly I am right since nobody else is still here arguing with me. Last man standing is always CORRECT. (Pointedly ignoring those people who ARE still here.)

That would be amaaaaazing. Especially because of the X-Men involvement. X-Men brings love to everyone, amirite?

Oh, and my comment really didn't have anything to do with Eva and her mustache. Hers is awesome, especially in the middle of the Olympics. I was just talking about the recent hipster-ization of mustaches in general.

I really hate that mustaches have become hipster. I've liked mustaches for years, despite them being generally uncool. Now it's even worse because people think I like mustaches since they're (temporarily) cool. DAMMIT PEOPLE. Can't a girl just like a good mustache. Oh well, soon enough they'll be uncool again, and I…

Dear Miley,

"so you can keep moving without looking like everyone else"

Oddly enough, ALL of the comments in this thread are black (including mine). Perhaps some I.T. demigod is just giving us all a taste of what it means to be one of the cool kids?

Am I the only person here who actually likes clowns...? At the risk of getting IT-gifed to death, I have to say I find them sorta funny.

WHO PUT THESE ONIONS ON MY KEYBOARD.

I AM ON THAT PLANE TO CAT ISLAND

The children all look completely hypnotized when he starts talking.

Meanwhile, the latest style in headwear is the condom-top hat. Be sure to pinch the top firmly when putting it on.

Anyone else unabashedly fast-forward to Janelle? Not the rest isn't great - I'm sure it is - but the minute I was given that 7:45 time stamp option to get to Janelle immediately, I was so on it.

Were you ever able to figure out what triggered it either way? I cannot figure it out no matter what...and nearly all of my comments sit in the grey forever...so how can I get recommendations if I'm always stuck in grey? Is anyone else confused by this, or am I missing something obvious?