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It was only a matter of time. Lamborghini’s whole history is a repeating pattern of, “Things were going pretty well... and then they went bankrupt.”

Then again...

Plaid makes any interior better. Personal experience.

Seriously. I keep planting them hoping they grow into Supra trees and bear fruit.

Boom! This is all you need!

He should have bought my 1982 Toyota Celica GT, brown with tan pin striping, fantastic era appropriate louvres, minimum rust, 5 speed manual, and only 80k miles. I was only asking $2500 and no one in this god forsaken part of the country wanted to buy it.

As long as you don’t plan on actually winning any of those autocrosses:

370Z - Sorry Z folks, it hurts me too....

I can speak to the awesomeness of VW golf-based vehicles for hauling kids. The doors are fantastic, they’re easy to use And a tall parent can still put the kid behind them no problem.

I can also confirm that the headlights absolutely suck. 

A while ago, I watched the movie Geostorm and was very disappointed to find that the main character did not drive a Geo Storm. In fact, not a single character in the movie drove a Geo of any sort. I didn’t even see any in the background. This makes me sad.

It was a rental car in the Bahamas, though, so it makes sense - it wasn’t something he personally owned or was issued.. In the ‘80s, Bond drove a Ford LTD II and a Lincoln Mark VII as rentals in California and Florida, respectively.

I used to sell Infinitis for a short period of time and I completely understand why this is happening. Infiniti has 4 major issues:

I know it never happens, people like vanilla ice cream too. Boringly hipster of them. If you enjoy that beige on your Corolla, you do you and enjoy it. But don’t buy it because “I might get more money on the other end if I just suffer through owning this lump of mediocrity.”

Metallic green is great though.

hyper green, the exact opposite of boring

This is not surprising.

Wat about 944s?

I know you guys wrote about it but it’s worth mentioning again that the new Volvo V60 comes with plaid seats.

No. We need more velour: