still not cool

She must be that union mandated stripper break.

Oooo, My time to shine.

350-400 hp, 6 speed manual as an option, endlessly tuneable, surprisingly comfortable, you can fit two fullsize adults in the back seat (after you wait 30 years for the seat to move for them), shares parts with tons of domestic vehicles, and you can pick a decent, fairly low mileage one up for a hair over $10,000.…

Congrats $kay

John Dodd’s “The Beast.” He made a car based off of a Capri chassis that was built around a 27-liter Rolls Royce Merlin aircraft engine.

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

Does it include a Crashtor Maldonaderp?

Is this pile of trash included in the asking price?

Someone who can afford to do this right could probably buy both.

The lambo reference is to the kids who took the video and said, “I’m pretty sure that’s a lambo dude”

Or they end up crashed in a lake, like this lambo

Same place they go when theyre new. Some rich old guys garage, only to be driven once a year.

Best LeMons idea ever: put a Fiero drivetrain in the back and Fiero body panels. Make sure every panel has a Pontiac badge on it. Make it a “Fiero kit car”.

The answer is always Aztek!

So, you’re gonna be that guy? When, after about 2003 or so, did TG ever try to offer unbiased facts? It’s entertainment. I was entertained with the LaFerrari spot. Done.

This was the vehicle that took little me to school and in which I learned to drive (well, a ‘97 variant). I so wanted to vote NP cause diesel, but then I remembered the maintenance nightmare that this vehicle was. NP at like $750, CP as it stands.

I was wondering when this was going to show up in a Tavarish special.

Congratulations, Mr. tromoly, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a Shelby Cobra which the lovely Danica Patrick will deliver after Christmas. If Danica Patrick married Patrick George, she would be Mrs. Danica Patrick George. Or would Patrick George be Mr. Patrick Patrick?

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