I am a Reagan lover who is certainly disappointed with the GOP today. I was rooting for John Kasich in the primary and then went with Johnson. I just can't get anywhere near the Democratic party unless they drop the identity politics but instead they seem to be doubling down on that.

That was such a waste of a fantastic book. I still hope they one day do it properly.

I remember speculating that it would ruin the career of a busty porn star who went by the name 'Miss Twin Towers'.

While wearing clothes from Mr. Guy.

I liked Wanksky better. That's the one who drew ejaculating penises around all the potholes in one English city.

I hope the M&M's company is going to be sponsoring this.

I liked the Titanic one, too.

How would he do it, though? Elvis managed to bring a gun into the Oval Office, but Johnny Depp isn't Elvis. He's not even fat, raunchy Elvis.

I still crack up over the bit where Superman blows out the Olympic flame just because he's such a dick.

Now when will Al be inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame? I live for that day because I have dreams of seeing some of the artists he has parodied singing the parody versions of their songs. And not just The Presidents of the United States of America, either, big names like Madonna.

Not sure how familiar you are with Falco (besides the obvious Rock Me Amadeus), but I'm quite serious. His music is fantastic.

Add Transfer Affection, (It's Not Me) Talking and Never Again (The Dancer) to that list.

Isn't that a brand of laundry detergent? All Temperature Cher?

I would have wanted to see Falco. I can just imagine him opening a concert with Push! Push! (a song he never got to perform live because of his untimely death) and then going from there into numbers like Egoist, Out of the Dark, Tango the Night and (of course) Rock Me Amadeus. I wouldn't have sat down the whole time.

You know you want to bang Butch Otter.

Spock was on the grassy knoll.

That was actually the crow's nest of a ship. The Lady Edith to be exact.

He'd already done that in FYEO.

You forgot to add that he sleeps with black guys.

No, I'm not really sorry. I'm just teasing.