This article is a little confusing. First, it says updated but doesn't tell me what the update was.

"How many forearms in a mile" sounds about as logical as "how many feet in a mile," too.

No no, we should put the hydrogen in the birthday balloons.

Frankenbook! I did that as a favor for my old employer, who had parts from 3-4 old powerbook G4's lying around. I scrounged 'em up to make one perfectly good machine (which, after installing OSX on it, I did indeed name "Frankenbook") - I think they're still using it as a test and data recovery host machine for macs…

People who think that are the reason why people like me are employed, so thanks, keep up the good work.

Which is often why desktop cases (for both PCs and Apple systems) have a kensington lock system that not only prevents the computer from being (easily) taken but also from being opened, too.

I "take it as a personal affront" when people bother to call me and don't leave a voicemail. It's extremely irritating, and I don't call people back if I'm just called and then left with no commentary as to why they called. In those situations, those people should have just left a text instead.

You = navy. You were probably highly trained (hopefully) and your endurance was increased through things like boot camp or whatever your particular branch called it.

Bottom line, if it's animated, I don't care if it's 3D or 2D, and I'm not going to pay more to see it in 3D.

I will admit it. When I heard that apple was coming out with a mail service on the me.com domain, I hunted them.

Solution: people that are bothered by it purchase a gas mask or rent one from the airline for a small fee. The rest of us will keep doing whatever we want, and you get to look like a badass. Everyone wins.

Judging by the anti-trust suits being leveled at Android, it should probably be called "Java."

No. I spent years setting up Friend lists when Facebook first deployed them, then did it again when they deleted everyone's lists about 2-3 years ago, and now they've basically turned it into piss. Bring back the Social Timeline while you're at it, Facebook.

Industry analysts didn't think that a phone made by an unvetted computer company would be anything special, either. AT&T designed an entire new voicemail system for it.

Needs spraypainted on it: "WARNING: MAN INSIDE. DO NOT DUMP."

I vaguely recall; wasn't there some episode in which people actually visited Oscar inside his can and found it to be a roomy apartment? Or am I thinking of some other TV show which parodied that?

Well, I hope they hurry up and come to Wisconsin like Scott Walker promised! Sheesh.

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I am shocked that Cairo isn't on this list. Maybe its index for "gas price" was such an outlier that it got booted for that.

If I had to speculate on how the ladder extended, I think that those cables I saw running through it are attached to handles and weights that let the spotter guy pull down on them before he even came to a complete stop. That's why you see him kind of swing around it as he braces his feet on the bottom.