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Yeah, people talk about “range,” but the real concern is time. When charging time comes down, I’d consider an electric vehicle. Most days, I drive fewer than 100 miles. (I often have to travel for my work.) But when I go on vacation I might want to cover almost 1000 miles in a day.

“Oil personally changed every 6 months, all serious maintenance done by Italian master mechanic in Stoke. Entire system flushed with Seafoam once a year. Always drank 91+ octane since new. Oh and I’m also selling a Ferrari if you’re interested. — Keith”

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

When it comes to being asked to break or cripple encryption, the hill to die on is every hill. Encryption either works or it doesn’t. Theres no sometimes, or just for specific cases. If facebook cracks its own encryption, then its not longer effective encryption. Once cracked, encryption just becomes a moral agreeme

3rd Gear: You failed to mention a lot around this story, which just gets much more interesting.

Some people just want to go fast without having to do all the work. It's what money is for. I don't really see a problem with it. Those who build their own can still take pride in what they've built.

I can’t believe this won. That guy’s an idiot.

Or, cut the valve off of a whoopee cushion and attach it to the vent, so that the car farts when you close the doors.

You must be from the west coast if you think 4.28 minutes isn’t totally worth it. Here in the timely East, time is money, and 4.28 minutes is 5 minutes late.

Ah, the all famous "stop speeding, next time leave early" defense. I like to call these people idiots. 

Speeding, for the person perfectly capable of keeping a vehicle pointed straight on a wide open road.

Completely agree that it’s awful, but I think ashtrays would help. I’d guess the motivation for at least some butt-flickers is laziness. “Oh, there’s no ashtray in this car? I’m not gonna make one myself, might as well toss it out here.”

Who am I kidding? I’ve been dragging ass on the J10 for years. This is just a good excuse to continue doing so.

It’s a work machine, not a museum piece. Anything meant to be used by humans is going to be exposed to the things humans do, like eating. 

by the end of the month, elon will be delivering 5,000 submarines a week to the cave.

He is going to support them to death.

“Here come the Elon Musk superfans to pedantically correct your minor factual errors and attempt to use them to invalidate the entirety of the article.”