Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

Bringing your bitch ass out of the greys only because I can and you can’t.

Of course, if you put off the brake job long enough, you can total it in a completely different way...

I’m like “if your car has ~400k miles and you’re telling me you haven’t turned wrenches on it, you’re full of shit.”

Youtuber tells dealer he needs a good headline

The active aero is cool, but this makes me wonder if the next step in 4-wheel cornering performance is active weight shifting. I’d like to see a Torch sketch for this - maybe something involving elephants?

Wait, Satriani had hair?

200 bucks from Jegs. Your argument is invalid.

“One of only three players to get at least 16 points, 9 assists, and 4 rebounds in consecutive road games in California.”

I always thought it was great that Plymouth took its cars seriously but with some fun thrown in.

Record my ass.

Thank goodness you explained the joke

After you. Emanicpate yourself of all ownership of everything, practice what you preach and get back to me and tell me how that’s working for you. If you can, being that you wont own anything that can access the internet.

Is it because of low demand, or is there an order from GM to sell at sticker?

Wa-rt-hog.

Just realized by your post that Thunderbolt(II) will be replaced by Lightning(II).

If you’ve never been, DO IT. TV and these videos do not capture it.

NHRA drag racing may not be ‘your thing’ but seeing it in person is the only way to do it justice.

Oh, this guy’s embracing his inner child, all right. That child just happens to be stomping and screaming and throwing a tantrum at the moment.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.