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This could be a Doug Demero bumper to bumper warranty writing bonanza. 

BL didn’t need dipsticks at all.  If it ever stopped leaking, you needed to add oil.

Where as British Leyland released cars with the dipstick incorrectly marked out of sheer incompetence.

Manassas is a special place. The town of Dumfried is also a special place, and is close to Manassas.

This is weapons-grade stupid.

They meant “more betweener.”

We get it you guys have a thing for Chris Harris. Pretty Sure Tanner Faust could do the same thing. 

FTFY

We had ACR SRT-4's in racing school. They were damn quick and agile with a set of pads and stickier tires.

I was just thinking that! I picked up my practically mint 2004 Stage 3 SRT-4 for $6k. Damn thing puts down 380whp/404wtq and traps 118. I’ve been raging this beast for the last few years and couldn’t be happier. Also gets 30mpg.

Just wish it had cruise control, which I may install aftermarket.

At the end of the day it’s…

Just think. If they chose differently, Skyline’s would be much cheaper, and everyone would be going nuts for stock, un-crashed Neon SRT4's.

I just bought my first truck last year (‘14 Ram). Is ~5 years really the normal ownership period of a truck?

The H-platform LeBaron GTS with its 150hp turbo engine had a solid 50% more under the hood than the base E30 or E28 of the day, & other than being FWD (which most consumers preferred anyway) was mostly comparable to either series of BMW.

Janky mods are actually pretty period-correct for the tuner scene back then.

I worked in insurance, so trust me. I’m not That Guy™

I think this is a decent purchase. I voted NP.

Pike’s Peak is nothing compared to the Isle of Man TT.  259 deaths since 1911, 11 people in one year.

This is well before I discovered the joy of Jalopnik, but it is pure gold.

A certain segment of ‘Murican culture seems to be weirdly obsessed with torturing and destroying cars.