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If a clothing company released a “James May” collection I’d honestly feel obligated to buy a couple of shirts when I’m about to do some particularly pedantic or boring technical task.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

You know why the English don’t make computers? They couldn’t find a way to make them leak oil.

When our Navy has anything that goes 300 miles without breaking down, we celebrate any totems that may have enabled it.

When our Navy has anything that goes 300 miles without breaking down, we celebrate any totems that may have enabled it.

Lying liars who lie don’t have to do what they say, because the lies were never true! But they were very satisfying to hear. People loved it. The best lies, he has the best lies, truly amazing. People call him crying about how much they love his lies, how comforting they are, how strong and amazing. It would be wrong

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

whats to defend? he blew up his own house after getting permission..

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

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I posted this in a previous thread also. It’s a video showing how the shifter in question works.

You have to take into account that this was Texas.