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I was going to say Chris Harris was a whiny b!tch, but that would be an insult to whiny b!tches. You've got one of the greatest jobs in the world, man up and do it.

What you are describing, sir, is the Jersey Bird. This is the Hawaiian state bird, the Faucquie.

I always pictured Char as driving a red Ferrari 458...

Making the spies black negates their covert nature.

I've always thought Miranda Hart for Lady Sybil.

Helen Mirren as Granny Weatherwax, Judi Dench as Nanny Ogg, Kiera Knightly as Garlak Magrat, Rebel Wilson as Agnes Nitt.

Historically its not so strange to go into battle almost nake especially if you fought in hot climates. Too much armor causes you to overheat quickly. Even warriors in cold climates like Picts fought nearly nude to look more fearsome.