At least unlike that dimwit, Patricia Cornwell, their theory didn't require the destruction of an irreplaceable work of art.

Shh, just go with it.

"following their pheromone trails"

I wish it was more common!

You know it's bad when Canada gets sarcastic.

Quit ruining my joke with your "facts."

It would have been more amusing if they would have tweeted back a map of Canada with Quebec labeled as "Not Canada."

Someday soon I really hope someone makes a film about a social revolution, and there's a scene where a small mob of of poor and disenfranchized people beat the living shit out of some guy in the brownstone he bought with his inheritance, and the camera pans over to the blood-splattered symbols of his disposable…

If you buy this, you should have to donate $2750 to childhood cancer research or something. You obviously have the money to spare, so you can afford to spare it again for something potentially helpful.

That's an entirely different kind of doll, though I'd imagine you could make the modifications.

Chris seemed more direct than sarcastic. I remember thinking that they were less snarky than some of his other narrators.

*begins counting down until this appears in "HistoryPics" Twitter feed*

You know when they crossed the line because usually it was followed by Yakko saying "Goodnight everybody!"

Since I remember Sputnik I, this is unusual only because we've forgotten how common it used to be. The Air Force Discoverer series, the prototype spy satellites that have been given credit for keeping the lid on the Cold War, had thirteen successive failures before they finally got it right. "Getting it right" turned…

When something is shot on film, it can't really get more HD than that.

Also, this is totally a bullshit argument, and it's exactly this slippery-slope chesnut that gets trotted out every time we have conversations about extending any kind of legal protection (never mind empathy) to the other sapient life on this planet.

I remember reading from an insider about early on in SpaceX's days how they were one rocket failure away from going out of business. I'm glad those days are behind it and they can learn things from these tests.

My co-worker told a young woman to smile about a week ago and I blew a gasket. He explained that it was such a beautiful day she should be smiling. I asked him is he also tells 6'5 biker men to smile too because it's so beautiful outside. And then told him to not do that anymore as she is not there for his viewing…

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

For the younger High School me, this was some real mind opening shit. I'm sure Jersey Shore has the same effect on todays youth.