Or you could just watch this, which is brilliant in my opinion:

(* also on Geocities)

When you're just swimming by and an eel bites your thigh, that's a moray!

"I have no doubt the eel really likes me the food I bring it." Although having seen what an eel that size can do to a person, it may be thinking, "Well, now that I've tamed this person, I can eat it whenever I want..."

Some day it will do a frolic jump on to the dry skulls of humanity.

Only a matter of time before the military fields something like this:

It's always funny to be reminded that the vast majority of filmmakers and writers don't understand that people 50 years ago, 100 years ago, 1000 years ago—were exactly like you except with itchier clothing. They weren't all born with wonder in their eyes and earnest trepidation. Imagine: "And so, on the day of Friday,…

Shit, she lied about a past she knew some morons couldn't tolerate, and did so to be put into a position where she could do some good for the world. HORRIBLE! She associated with people who wanted to violently overthrow the government—well, there goes the founding fathers. I'll take the criticism that my post was…

Episode II drone flyover for comparison.

― George Bernard Shaw

I read about 9 stories like this every day that each make me question how anyone can still believe that the United States leads the world in freedom. Freedom for whom? Corporations? I'm not being snarky, I mean it: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE? How is our country better? How do you justify your…

I'm pretty sure Oppenheimer would be disappointed to learn that this kind of thing was still going on.

Gojira!

The Stars My Destination — good Alfred Bester story. Bester also wrote the original Green Lantern oath — "In brightest day, in darkest night..."

We tried to reason with the one percent, but in the end we retaliated. Not with guns or homemade bombs, but with social media. All it took was a few well-placed articles here, a facebook post there and the vaccinations stopped. In the end, it was whooping cough that took their young. With no one to inherent their…

Right because working a low-paid job is EXACTLY the same thing as coming from a poor background. Just like college students are poor. Your grasp of social and economic disparities is SOLID.

TOTALLY! It could be ANYBODY! Just as long as they come from a family with enough disposable income to support and encourage their acting career, you know? So, middle-to upper-class. And because of the biasses of casting they also have to be white, even though caucasians only represents around 10% of the world's…

You know what we call Alternative Medicine that has been tested and proven with scientific rigor?

A city populated by a bunch of drips.