Lexus LC500. It checks all my boxes- good looking, just practical enough to assuage any guilt over buying something “sporty”, good enough performer, and Lexus reliability/build quality.

How fucking fragile could you be? I took it as self referential “humor” about his own hypocrisy of doing drugs while questioning big pharma who are plenty guilty of other human travesties. Have we gotten so fucking sensitive we can;t tolerate a single thing that deviates from our politics? We melt when we hear a…

Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Put ‘em in a Stew

That girl staring at Ellie was clearly Mr. Fantastic and I will die on this hill

This is exactly like that time (also pointed out in the Today.com article) that people freaked out over the ice scream truck song because one asshole made a racist variation of it.

Why is everyone so historically dumb? It takes 2 seconds to disprove this:

....and they make a great chicken sandwich.  Service is extraordinarily good as well.

“101 Damnnations”

Careful. Alerting G/O writers to the existence of human beings outside of the NY tri-state area could be too much of a shock.

Not all chaps, Tom Cruise, for example is a chap with a hell of an ass:

Don’t have kids... Because they’ll stand there with the GD door open, even though you’ve asked them 1500 times to close the door, because.... Now there are 7 flies inside the freaking house...

In elementary school we were told gas would run out in the 80's.  So I don’t know what we are using now.

You forgot loosening the lid on a larger can of WD40.

The WTF moment was not when Chris Rock made a joke about Jada Smith. The WTF moment was when Will Smith got up from his seat, walked onto stage, and slapped Chris Rock in front of the world. Please don’t make the story about the dumb joke. The dumb joke did not make Will Smith get up there and smack Chris Rock. Will…

... and if you’re in a line of 36 pay-it-forwards, nobody except the last guy is getting anything for free. You’re just paying for a different order than your own. That’s not charity. But then I don’t understand the whole Starbucks culture. Sure, I’ll drink their mocha once in awhile, but no over-roasted, overpriced an…

Custom van culture died off with high fuel prices. There is no reason to believe that the electric cargo van revolution won’t bring it back.

These are highways in all but name. These are 2 lane rural highways with speed limits from 60-70mph. I drive on these types of roads in Texas regularly, they connect rural towns to each other and have vast empty stretches that you do not expect to see cyclists, pedestrians, or really much of anything along the road.

As usual with the subject of Colin Kaepernick there is in many instances two overreactions, the first one being Kaepernick’s and then an even bigger one from someone like Jason Whitlock, Clay Travis or whomever the heck Jack Brewer is. As stated in the article you’re not gonna do yourself any favors making the…

So its, “So long, Gary Bowser?”