If you tell me you’ve done 100 pullups I know you’ve done 0 pullups.

Voters need to stop allowing Corporate America to rob them at every turn. If a franchise owner is unable to build a stadium with his own money, then tough, they should forfeit the franchise.

Worth it for the last five seconds.

is there ever going to be a “complete” version of this game, or am i just shooting myself in the foot and missing fun things by waiting?

Not exactly the definitive edition if it’s still missing content.

Don’t drop the bar. You know you’re losing gainz from the negative.

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

More cupholders.

MAGNUM OPUS

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

Daunte Culpepper said that? Damn.

I don't think Bernie can take credit for progressives hating Hillary. That kind of goes with being progressive.

I will enjoy this PPV like 10,ooo Kimbo Slices Vs. Dada5000's.

While Doom comes with multiplayer, the campaign is where it shines, in a pleasing inversion of the usual dynamic of modern shooters.

You have no idea how happy it made me to read this one sentence.

The only sunset riders!!!

can you not cross post this trash to kotaku

Child: (Feels scars from last fight)

I would drive that :)

This fight is the best thing I could have hoped for. I was genuinely giddy when I first heard Diaz name floated. I’m so excited for this.