Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…

The Democrats could bait Trump into triggering a global recession, but they also don’t want to trigger a global recession because they actually care about people.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Honestly all I took from this is that there is an 11 or 12 year old making way more money then I am. I made the wrong life choices.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

God has turned their backs on us.

“I ain’t boutta argue with none of y’all over some PAINTING, “Kaitlyn said via her Instagram account. “you know how much dope shit in heaven park gets painted over? Oh alright then hop off. Yah Boutta ‘kill’ me over a painting. That shit is hilarious.”

> It’s too bad that this poignant scene happens in the midst of a collection of tired stereotypes of gamers

“In and of itself” is the expression. And no.

Never Forget

This one still gives me nightmares.