It’s amazing how quickly I swing between being devastated that Roy Moore is the new Alabama senator and then being delighted that Trump is upset about Strange not winning. Gah, LAYERSSS OF EMOTION HERE.

They would, with a straight face and absolutely no sense of irony, tell you that you’re being incredibly petty about something so small and stupid as a few tweets.

“Knock next time! KNOCK!”

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

Watching all this from Australia I find it so stunning that people are genuinely unable to access treatment in emergencies if they don’t have insurance. We pay a tax levy (I think it’s about 1%) to fund medicare. I think it only kicks in once you earn over a threshold, so it’s not particularly arduous. This means…

Scott Pruitt sure is protective of the environment; HIS OWN envornment, not ours. First the private jets, now his soundproof booth - who does he think he’s working for, CONTROL? Wouldn’t an inexpensive plexiglass Cone of Silence be sufficient?

I don’t see what that has to do with anything but maybe if you want to collect taxes from a territory you should let them vote on representatives who set those taxes...

I saw this article earlier today about Trump and the USFL. Trump really wanted to be an NFL owner, but he was often outbid, and the league saw him as a “scumbag huckster” anyway. Reading between the lines is not my forte, but I have to wonder if he did what he could to deliberately tank the USFL because he couldn’t…

And then conveniently cut eye holes in and wear for their evening out to the nice cross burning.

I agree with Kim Jong Un, conservatives are in love with a Russian Dictator, and the Chicago Cubs are still World Champions.

again, my favorite comment about sarah:

Players: “We are protesting racial disparity, racial injustice, and systemic oppression.”

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Step 1: Waive the Jones Act.

Full disclosure: I don’t listen to Jay Z, or much hip hop at all, but dude dropped some serious fucking wisdom right there.

“With All Disrespect” would make a great album title…

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

I need a Chrome extension that will automatically change “Fat Jew” to “plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky.”