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He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

Oh, sure, setting up a premise where your proxy character gets to still interact with the doppleganger of the woman who dumped your ass 5 years ago, while imaginary characters constantly reassure that, if anything, you are totally better than the actual Prince she married, all on national television every week...

I certainly hope they discussed it and she’s okay with it because otherwise this is creepy stalkerish behavior. And creating a project that literally makes your ex the focal point of your job for possibly years to come doesn’t strike me as healthy either.

“Divorce is hard. Sharing custody is harder. Sharing custody with the British Royal family when your wife marries a prince, in the unforgiving spotlight of London’s tabloid media, is next level.”

When life gives you lemons...

Or whatever board regulates chiropractors and doulas.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.

13 years and still getting better. The key is caring for your partner’s needs and being patient with a partner who slips and forgets yours.

Some of this started a year into my 4 year marriage. It’s been 3 since we had sex. It’s still incredible because I married my best friend. The sex was never great and neither of us misses it (yes, I believe him) We actually decided to be polya (my idea since I’m sick) but he’s never taken me up on it. When life falls

Not old. Jane is just not very good at advice.

I think the suggestion that he’s gay is totally off-base. Men have low libidos too, and men can be fussy about sex too. It’s harmful to presume that every low-libido man is actually gay, since it forces performative gender roles on men and women and leads to people talking around or dismissing the actual issue causing

That, or what has changed that you were willing to look past the “bad” sex in the first 1-2 years and stay with the person, that suddenly it is not acceptable. I’m convinced that these letters have to be fake and a troll by Jane Marie because there is no sane way someone’s first advice is “have an affair” rather than

The composition of this photo is offputting. Is it the dead smile? Is it the tacky grandma couch and pillow? Is it her beige skirt or the square shoulders of her blouse? Is it the staging, as if the couch was moved to the Lincoln Memorial for this photo? Is it that the Baby is supposed to be the focus here but instead

She also has no idea what words like ‘otherwise’ mean

Are we pretending Curvy Kate doesn’t exist? And often has awesome sales that make their pieces very affordable?

We are all General Kelly.

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