It’s like your neighbor saying “I’m going to light our whole block on fire to protest our property taxes. Would you be willing to follow behind with the fire extinguisher and make sure I don’t actually burn down the block?”

So far, Kelly has lasted at least three Scaramuccis (a new Trump White House measure of time).

Like that’s going to work. I think it’s become clear over the last month that Trump isn’t all that easily manipulated. The racism is coming from inside the president. He doesn’t need Bannon whispering in his ear. The grandstanding and name calling don’t need encouragement either. He’s going to blow up every few weeks…

It’s like a new governess hired to manage a particularly unruly child, and using every trick in her bag to make him behave.

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

So he definitely murdered her.

“So we’re being asked to provide Constitutional protections for behavior, a choice in behavior as opposed to a primary characteristic.”

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

yup.

A guy who worked next door to my office struck up a friendship with me. We were super cool for three years. No mention of a girlfriend. Then I see he got married. It was all over Facebook. I congratulated him. He got all weird and defensive about it. Wouldn’t admit to it. Demanded to know how I knew?

the venn diagram of ‘people who make a big deal about your calling them Doctor’ and ‘people who are assholes’ is a circle

Have you tried being a white male? I hear that goes over well in interviews.

One of my favorite passages from Daniel Nexon’s absolutely classic must-read scholarly review of Gorka’s PhD “dissertation” (Nexon is a prof at Georgetown and has a real doctoral degree):

Whoa...that’s really something. Being in the foreground, shouldn’t his hand actually be magnified relative to the rest of him? Creepy, man.

Gorka is what happenes when Stephen Segal’s pony tail and Herman Goering have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I could not agree with you more.

In the past few weeks we’ve said goodbye to the Mooch, Spicey, Reince and as of today, Steve Bannon.

Hopefully this asshole

I wrote them off as empty headed, faux humanitarians when I found out they palled around with the Assads. Barf.

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.