Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.
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She does. I just ran to the Root before my head exploded. Thank Meghan.
OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.
I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.
On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:
I thought General Kelly was supposed to do that (even though too well I know he’s been busy issuing orders to the ICE brownshirts to deport pastors who’ve been convicted of no crimes, and German students coming to Colorado for exchange programs, and then look the other way).
I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.
Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:
The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake
Only if you have an onyx cube in your asshole to balance it out.
I bet jumping on a trampoline while holding a jade egg in your vagina is amazing for your core.
While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…
Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of…
No, only men with no boundaries (plus two eyes and a wifi password). Whether or not “no boundaries” is a descriptor that applies to men in general is left to the reader to determine. Don’t blame people for the interpretations you project onto their words!
That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder
“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”
I think this is the most awesome picture in the history of photography. If you put everyone in this picture in a barrel and rolled the barrel downhill, there’d always be a vicious dunce on top. (By the way, does Omarosa really have business cards that say, “The Honorable Omarosa”? Please tell me that’s true.) My…
Directed by David Cronenberg.
Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?