“the legendary Will Smith, 48, and his equally famous son Jaden, 19"

Bra shopping.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

I hugged David Bowie.

My favorite, overheard at a party in real life: “Nice shoes.” “Oh, thank you. I bought them at a little place in Boston when I was getting my Ph.D. at Harvard.”

Is this the same person who was jealous of the women who were fortunate enough to have an abortion? Or am I confusing this person with the woman who assumed OBJ must be misogynistic for not being interested in her goofy ass at some gala?

Standard rule of thumb, the more weird and inappropriate places someone takes their pet to, the more staged Instagram pics they post, the shittier the owner.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

Look at this pathetic asshole. He’s been yanking the arms off every leader in the world but look how he treats Putin.

Meanwhile, there are huge protests happening throughout the city right now. So big, in fact, that the Independent is reporting Melania Trump is trapped in her hotel room (or, Senate guest house room)

I wish her all the joy of life. I’m in my third year. What I’ve learned is that you can’t predict who will accept you and who will not. Friends I had for 20-30 years couldn’t accept it and they’re gone. Others who I barely knew, and almost all my neighbors, have been nothing short of wonderful.

“We take issues of this nature extremely seriously and have a zero-tolerance police for any professional misconduct,”

I wonder what the world will be like, when it’s perfectly acceptable to be...you. When you can call yourself whatever you please and no one has a say in it. When you can be the gift that God gave you without censorship. How can we dislike someone for the way they were born? Do you hate red roses because they’re not…

“ Maybe the most important kernel is realizing that being a transgender person is really a real thing. It’s not any of the things that I think people who don’t have this experience tend to frame it as.”

Saw those and this is all I can think of: (male bum depicted, but I think sfw?):

ME:

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

Never trust Charlie Sheen, and never have sex with Charlie Sheen. FTFY