“Although we had no reason at all to show mercy to such a criminal of the enemy state,

Did they steal their business plan from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Surrogacy laws exist to prevent poor people from becoming breeding machines for the rich.

Also, sooo, does this mean we don’t have to see Trump on camera any more?

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was…

“He said we shouldn’t worry about rising sea levels,”

I died laughing at this tweet The Guardian included in its daily roundup:

#notallcokeheads

“at one point referred to himself as “one of the most authentic beings you will ever meet.”

“A shaman named Colleen McCann”?

CoCo McCON sounds better 😜

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

Annie’s Boobs is outraged.

Janey Godley welcoming him on his last visit to Scotland.

Kindergartener-in-chief huh.....

Stassa, you really have to look at the exchange surrounding Trump’s claim that he would speak under oath (emphasis mine):

It’s always “12 almonds” like if you have 14 you will explode.

“artist commonly referred to as a snake emoji”