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Think of all the house wives who deferred on getting job experience and educational credentials to keep house and are now without the partner holding up the income end of the bargain. While one could argue that the standard of living doesn’t need to be maintained, settling on a ‘reasonable’ number is where the

Capacity for empathy and cogent thought processes. Probably a tiny wiener too.

Shooting a giant gun into a serene natural setting while talking about the importance of protecting life may be the most Republican thing I’ve ever seen. Amazing.

He’s trying to gaslight the fuck out of her and her mom both - but he’s also torquing her arm hard. By making her relive the traumatic experience, twisted to sound like she wanted what he did to her, he’s saying look what I’ll do to you if you don’t stay quiet - even your mother will doubt you - this is just a taste

I want to give her 10 Mother of the Year Awards. What a phenomenal advocate for her daughter. Brava, Gianna Constand!

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

As a fellow (male) teacher, I have to kindly advise to shut your ass up. School is not a job for these kids. Our students are not adults. If they want to dress in a way that makes them comfortable or happy, I’m all for it. If it offends your delicate sensibilities, I’m all the fuck for it even more.

You know what’s great for covering up bra straps? Robes;)

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Well of course that’s worse because it destroys a man, where actual sexual assault typically destroys a woman and I think we all know whose life is more valuable here.

Not a weird thing to say to the bitch asking you hard questions. He knows she has a daughter and he wants her to know that he knows. That was a threat, make no mistake.

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.

“Females”

So, let me get this straight: A guy who can’t even admit he made a typo is accusing someone else of not being able to accept blame? Hmm....

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

The White House, however, could exercise executive privilege and block Comey’s testimony.

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

If it weren’t so frickin’ disturbing, it would be hilarious to observe the level of white people privilege Tori Spelling and her husband experience. They apparently owe close to half a million dollars to various big time creditors, including AMEX and a big time bank, yet they walk free. In 2017 America, if they were

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.