I took the easy way out, and I'm goddamned proud of it.

He'll have plenty of opportunities to throw balls back onto the field. All he has to do is sit in the bleachers the next time Shelby Miller is pitching.

Exorbitant.

"Exuberant" would imply that the amounts of money involved are actively enthusiastic about their situation.

This has been the usage lesson no one asked for of the day.

I've seen some pretty impressive defenses of assholes around here.

The whole situation. McCutchen's complaint is definitely justified.

No, we picture you MRA guys bitching up a storm about it, like you're doing here.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

(Insert Sarah McLachlan music)

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Not that it was smart to do or anything, but she probably forgot. Some people have over 1,000 friends and will add anyone who requests. I only have about 300 and I still forget I'm friends with some people until they randomly like a status once a year or so. So, I'm willing to believe she just completely forgot she…

we nearly died when our ceiling fan broke

and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

This sounds like EVERY studio I've ever worked for in this industry.

Good for him. It's the biggest stage in the world, and he worked his ass off to get there. Showing emotion reveals his hard work, not a sense of entitlement.