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Same here. I had to read the novelization to get things figured out (nerd).

I realize this makes me sound old and un-fun, but... so in summary, questions of "tributes" and "homages" aside, the intellectual property thieves got their asses handed to them in court? Good. That's how it's supposed to work. "Sampling" is actually "stealing," and I've been waiting for this moment in music for 20

This is the same kind of horseshit he's been peddling for years. At what point did society deem him a good artist, why was I not at this meeting, and is there any way it can be revoked? Because honestly, this is just same-old, same-old.

His interview on The Dan Patrick Show talking about how many concussions he's had over the course of his career made me really hope he retired at the end of the season... and that piece aired in 2013. Holy fucking shit, dude, please retire. Please, please, please hang it up and walk away.

Her eight bullet points all sound entirely reasonable and would definitely make games more accessible to women, who last time I checked comprise roughly half the people on this planet. If you don't want to look at it as a fairness issue, be cynical and see it as a great way to get some more money via increased sales

"He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back." — Tim Roth

It's "defusing," Jason, not "diffusing." Homophones, man, how do they work?

My mother made broccoli soup when I was ten years old; she did this by combining a bunch of broccoli heads (and stalks) with a couple cans of condensed milk in a blender. No spices added, and I despise broccoli to begin with. After pureeing this mixture in a blender, she then heated it up on the stove and, quite

Hurts to get called out, doesn't it? Maybe if you stop the illegal action in question, you won't get called out. I realize this makes me old and unfun, but as the kids say, "zero fucks given."

I listen every day via podcast, since my two local stations are ESPN and decidedly anti-national hosts. It's a great show, and I think you're right on both counts about McLovin. God, Cowherd just sucks all the fun out of sports in seconds.

I worked at a weekly alternative magazine in college, and the owner bitched that his writers were making too much money. JOURNALISTS MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY. Fuck you, Bill (redacted).

Good. Up yours, Internet.

Shitty clickbait article is shitty clickbait article. Enjoy those page tallies.

The next time somebody asks me why I obsess over CPU's and graphics cards, I'm going to point them at this post.

I enjoyed Finding Neverland. Other than that, I'm drawing a blank for the last decade.

I don't know, I like the Chicago-style. I also like the New York variety as well. I'm equal-opportunity when it comes to pizza, as long as the sauce is good. It's the part of the pizza that is always the most-overlooked, yet can really tie the whole pie together.

Jesus, I can empathize with this. Back in college, I was really unhappy almost all the time due to being a little crazy and my own worst critic by a country mile, and sometimes, the only thing that made me feel better was dialing up the old ReaperBots and throwing them to the lion (me) in a round of Quake deathmatch.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I turned to my wife and asked, "Did I just hallucinate that commercial, or did McDonald's really do that?" I was both relieved and disturbed when she said yes, they had.

If I'm having a hard choice deciding what to drink for the evening, my go-to choices are a cold six-pack of either Samuel Adams Boston Lager, or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Neither has ever made me go, "Damn, wish I'd gotten the Olde Rottencrotch IPA instead."