Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Wouldn’t that be the Fire & Fury mixtape?

That’s one fire mixtape I could get on board with.

I hope she puts it all up on SoundCloud. The remixes could be spectacular.

Reality TV show president gets screwed by reality TV show contestant. News at 11.

Right? I feel like people need that initial jolt of excitement to make dating feel worth it. I, on the other hand, don’t need that. I’m all for skipping ahead to “comfortable relationship” because it gets all the confusion out of the way. That doesn’t mean that I want to meet someone tomorrow and say “I love you, now…

Pence is lawful evil. Trump is chaotic evil. They’re both evil but Pence is less likely to start nuclear war with North Korea because Fox and Friends told him to.

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

“But will Mother let him?”

“BUT THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WHEN YOUR NAME IS KIRSTJEN BROOMHILDA RAPUNZEL LANNISTER NIELSEN AND YOU CLAIM NOT TO KNOW WHAT COLOR YOUR GRANDPARENTS’ NEIGHBORS PROBABLY WERE.”

Films where the male protagonist is less attractive than me. So basically the film “Cabin Boy” and that’s about it. And even that is borderline.

I’d like to think that the suckiness of Jar Jar is universally understood somehow. Maybe that’s how we heal this split country: our hatred of Jar Jar.

I used to really love talking about Star Wars until some asshats decided that it had to be more than just a fun series. Fucking reddit asshole fanboys

One of the reddit posts about this is pretty funny:

Ok, a digression: When looking for nature shots of nursing animals, I came across this weird gif:

“It’s a living!”

Also jabbacado toast.

I felt a palpable relief when Burnham brought the universal translator comm onto the Klingon ship in the midseason finale, and everybody started talking in English, TOS style. Really it was such a relief, sorry to say.

Not overly impressed with Discovery, but I’m a bit fed up with dark and gritty in all forms.

It’s a good sci-fi show with great cinematic production values. But, it feels more like it should have taken place after TNG. It would fit much better with modern special effects, the Klingons should be a whole new race-which they look like anyway-, and the spore drive would make more sense as a new propulsion system…