I played HQ religiously for about a year and half, won a bit of money (less than $100) and reliably cashed out every time. That said, I’m not surprised they’re having trouble paying out a big jackpot. Seems like the fad is over, I’ve moved on as it just got stagnant.

...when Sara Connor goes after Dyson in Terminator 2.

Gyro Drop just sounds like a really sad day at the local Greek festival, which I missed last week :(

Wait, what? The good “Dr. Nick Laslowicz” is a ringer for Trump’s original “doctor” (Harold Bornstein). Seriously.

I have seen phones, wallets, hats, etc... go flying on several rides. I heard once that some guy who went on one of those, in your seat feet dangling rides, ejected his prosthetic leg. I would have lost my shit if I saw a fucking leg go flying. 

That one is fake too. From the 5:40 minute mark in the short film “The Centrifuge Brain Project,” available on YouTube.

I’ve never seen this before and it’s my new favorite thing on the internet! I would love to see a feature length film adaptation!

Reminds me of this short film from several years ago:

My littlest niece had an “adverse reaction” to a vaccine. All that happened was she got really red and other minor symptoms.

I prefer the term “People-killers” since not only are they putting their child at risk, they are putting all of those who cannot receive a vaccination at risk.  A condition of being part of society is NOT PUTTING SOCIETY IN DANGER.  Vaccinate yourself and your kid.

My friend calls Anti-vaxxers “Child Death Advocates.” I think that has a certain ring to it. 

I’m 100% okay with this if the lead is played by Robert Downey, Jr.

The last thing the world needs is YET ANOTHER damned take on Dickens. Make a good Krampus movie, and I might be on board. 

This sucks, but it’s an excuse for me to post my favorite NYC Burger King fact: The Burger King at the corner of Trinity Pl and Liberty St by the World Trade Center sells beer.

There’s only one Juul I care about.

The rules of America:

But dammit, we will make sure NFL players stand during the anthem! Because freedom and the troops!

“Some if you will die on the battlefield of another unnecessary foreign war!” Encouraging speech, Mike.