Right? I feel like people need that initial jolt of excitement to make dating feel worth it. I, on the other hand, don’t need that. I’m all for skipping ahead to “comfortable relationship” because it gets all the confusion out of the way. That doesn’t mean that I want to meet someone tomorrow and say “I love you, now…

Pence is lawful evil. Trump is chaotic evil. They’re both evil but Pence is less likely to start nuclear war with North Korea because Fox and Friends told him to.

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

“But will Mother let him?”

“BUT THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WHEN YOUR NAME IS KIRSTJEN BROOMHILDA RAPUNZEL LANNISTER NIELSEN AND YOU CLAIM NOT TO KNOW WHAT COLOR YOUR GRANDPARENTS’ NEIGHBORS PROBABLY WERE.”

Films where the male protagonist is less attractive than me. So basically the film “Cabin Boy” and that’s about it. And even that is borderline.

I’d like to think that the suckiness of Jar Jar is universally understood somehow. Maybe that’s how we heal this split country: our hatred of Jar Jar.

I used to really love talking about Star Wars until some asshats decided that it had to be more than just a fun series. Fucking reddit asshole fanboys

One of the reddit posts about this is pretty funny:

That is such a cop out. It isn’t an unpleasable fanbase. For the most part it has been quite open about what it wants.

More “The Orville.” Less ST:Ds

“Fun for Trek fans”

Every country wants globalization. The problem is that each Country wants it in their image.

“They gave no interesting information whatsoever about the floats.”

I watched this. One lady in the stands was PISSED that Tim Meadows was blocking her view. It was kind of awesome.

Both are bad reasons to leave the house.

A parade? On TV? WTF, was CSPAN off the air? You sure that 53 for and 39 against are percentages and not people?

Thought it was great and made the parade interesting for the first time in decades.

Fireworks parade. It’s a fucking warzone of colors and sounds!