You know what would make this article really helpful? Either linking to a list of apps that do this or not linking to an article behind a paywall.

I found it was easier in my case to simply continue being Canadian.

Witness: “An elderly neighbor hit her head on a bike as she fell suffering a massive bruise.”

When are you gonna find time to eat?

You would be doing god’s works, that’s for sure.

So to take it to a logical extreme I’m now calling the cops every time I see a BMW?Merc/Audi parked across multiple spots and I’m making a citizen’s arrest when I see them tailgaiting and driving aggressively

After being single for 12 years, dating is tantamount to climbing Everest by yourself with no oxygen... I may be exaggerating.

Next time respond with, “Can we meet at the library down the street from where I live? I’ll be in sweatpants, house slippers and carrying a large cup of coffee. See you then!”

If they can’t name any off the top of their head, then it’s a sign of a lack of intellectual curiosity.

For both Men & Women, I recommend looking into Classical Music Concerts for Singles. Better chances of meeting someone higher quality over 60 there

What if you’re a total nerd, that doesn’t mind outdoor activities but definitely thrives more on board games, video games and watching the latest comic book movie

Thank you for this article. I just happened to see it while reading my morning Jalopnik.

I don’t have a smoking bod like you say you do, so I’ll just continue not dating.

I thought of that too. $200 ticket for driving with out a tag on your mirror or $175 for driving with a tag hanging from your mirror.

Someone from the state should step in and tell them to knock this shit off now because its just going to waste tax payer money. It is also illegal to drive in NJ with something hanging from the mirror that obstructs view. While the local PD may not issue tickets I could see state and county LEO taking advantage of…

There goes the residents Amazon deliveries.

Wow the people of Leonia are fucked...

Real problem for police is that they can’t work. First passing wazer will rat them out.

Every other town in the area should start ticketing motorists with bright yellow tags for driving with an obstructed windshield.