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THIS x INFINITY!!! I regret that I have but one star to give this because I have laughed aloud for a solid 2 minutes.

You are a national treasure! A paper trail of his temperature insolence makes my heart sing!!!

“no one wants to be the Ledipus!”

“flame-hump” just made me laugh so hard out loud I terrified my cat off the couch and into hiding! I regret that I have but one star to give!

I betcha if this situation came up in the USA our super qualified Sec. Of Education Betsy DeVoss would say “it’s up to the states” or “Christian schools don’t need to screen serial killer parents or protect kids with disabilities...now here are wheelbarrows of federal tax dollars, God Bless!”

You are doing the right thing. Turn everything you do in that job into something marketable for your future career and sell the hell out of it! I just redid my bff’s resume who needed some serious sexing up and she wasn’t at all selling all the experiences she had or her grad internship/work study skills! She’s had 3

As a fellow lady in academia, hang in there and take everything with a grain of salt! You are doing great! It’s a giant ego circle jerk as you know so as much as you can keep doing your best work, go with your gut, and don’t let the haters get you down. Keep a healthy cv and portfolio of your work and unless you’ve

Your meeting move brings me great joy. I have done similar things at work. I bet if we worked together we would get along famously!!!! Infinity cheers and applause for having the balls to call out petty bullshittery!!!

You do you and let them be jelly! Also let this be a red flag that (if possible) it might be time to start looking elsewhere for a new job! Obviously you are educated and making career advancements. I honestly just got a new job I’m starting soon but during the interview process they asked me what kind of coworkers or

I’m starting a new job soon and now I’m dying to see who the new coworker will be that thinks I’m trying to cast spells on them!!! In my last job there was an older woman who was seriously disturbed by me who also just assumed I was a “raging lesbian” and as my bff who worked in her department said “she thinks you

5th grade family tree project here! All the boys in my dad’s family had girls and those girls that did have babies or want them got married and took hubs names. I only want cats, no babies and am still single and get freaked out over our family line and name dying out too!

Oh wow just watched the video. Science is flippin’ amazeballs!!!!

My appendix got removed during exploratory laproscopic surgery on vacation in miami after a week in/out of the ER for exextremely abdominal pain. Appendix was FINE but they found cyst WRAPPED AROUND OVARY cutting off blood flow. Their reason was well we got the cyst and now you will never have a burst appendix. Thanks

Star for hand-vagina!!!!!!!

There is no “power stance” on Earth that contains more power then the Mark Gormley Power Stance. Perhaps the Orange Menace should take a lesson!

Anyone else have a moment and get sad thinking about when you found out Lynne Thigpen aka The Chief died several years after the last show aired? No, just weird, morbid me?

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I was also extremely impressed by the high level of props, costumes, and set work for that super short sketch! Rockapella did pretty well after being the Carmen Sandiego house band. They actually came to my college on one of their tours and remember when they were singing about the best part of waking up to sell us

OMG DAVID GEST!!!!! YOU WIN AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry just saw your comment after I left mine! Rob McElhenny FTW!

This is a real Mac from Always Sunny vibe...