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Zombie Ethel Merman
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This historian’s day hath been made by your comment!!!

If you want Polish Food Paradise, return to basically any part of NEPA in summer and find a church bazaar. Homemade pierogi, halushki, potato pancakes and piggies til you explode plus carnival games, entertainment and depending on the church booze too! It’s extraordinary you can basically do it every weekend I just

Scrapple is common in NEPA as well not just south/central PA. My grandfather ate it ALL the time and my dad will get it at breakfast at some local diners as it is quite common on small hometown diner menus.

Star for TRAP PORN!!!!

...and this children is the miracle of birth. (And totally somewhere on earth someone is cranking one out to this scene right now lol).

Maybe Donald Trump, Jr. headed down into the cargo hold and and went hunting? Sounds like his kind of easy target.

I would google “chestburster shit” but I fear the mountain of bizarre German porn I may find.

This is my dream scenario. I already have one cat, now I just need more cats and infinitely more cash!

I third all of this! I am repulsed by the thought of all of this and just the mechanics of a human baby living within like I am a parasite hotel. The actual science mechanics behind the whole thing freak me out in ways I cannot begin to describe. *shudder* I once told someone who asked why I didn’t have or want kids

I was the same way growing up as an only! All my cousins on one side of the family were at least 7 years older so everyone treated me and spoke to me like a small adult growing up. I was always around older humans. My friends with kids now say I do the same thing that I grew up with and say it’s fascinating to watch

This. I want unlimited stars to give you and want to constantly tell strangers, nay, offer unsolicited comments to strangers now that I ate my kids!

Also have done that and the look you get in return is truly priceless!!!

JUICE BAG CORPSES FTW!!!

I did a beverage snarf when reading this. Well done! A ghost with a prominent black turtleneck in front of the tree wins the day!!!

I’d love to hear what the ultimate Pickup Artist, Mystery, has to say about all of this. Oh Erik von Markovick, now is the time to make a comeback with your aviator goggles and whimsical hats that allegedly NO woman can resist...

I have but only one star to give this...and I weep.

YOU WIN THE INTERNET! INFINITY STARS!

You still have a pretty face!

It really does boggle the mind how the legislators are public servants whose job it is to protect the PUBLIC yet they seem to find those with something wrong easily disposable, eh? I also have the fun of lupus, fibro, anxiety, and just got diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and I’m in my 30s dealing with the other

Rev Richard Wayne Gary Wayne talking to Spaceman (hopefully pronounced SPA-Che-MEN) just gave me a tv pop culture mind explosion!!! Well played!