Well carry on...I look forward to your next movie were you wear nothing but pajamas and get to have sex with Jennifer Lawerence, Megan Fox, and Zoe Saldana at the same time...you don’t have to pay me for the idea.

God, his hair is so douchey....my vag just dried out from the douche-ness. MY PH BALANCES ARE OFF PEOPLE!

They're going to attract bears!

Seems about right.

Analog dick pics! OMG

I am not a weed head and I would still watch the shit out of this.

TV (and film) needs to embrace Idris Elba. I need to embrace Idris Elba...wait...

My vote is for Chloe Sevigny.

Pull it off today? I can’t even name a star who could pull it off then.-Bette Davis’s ghost.

I love stories like this. I’d like to see a roll up of every single Jez comment story about some horrible interaction with a celebrity.

Rob Lowe always comes off in his roles like a genuinely sweet and lovely guy - esp. West Wing and Parks in Rec, but then I hear such awful things about him as a person.

I was hoping Rami Malek would win, but I shall settle for Rob Lowe losing.

But we do. We want people who are well-known and respected to highlight this issue for the rest of us. Does she make more money than I do? Yes, she makes ridiculous money compared to me. I say, go get your money, girl. Go get money comparable to men in your field. But speak up for the rest of us, too. They might hear…

That Hemsworth story reminds me of when Harry Connick was guest judging on “Hey, Hey, it’s Saturday” in Australia like five years ago. The act he and the other judges had to score was a blackface troupe doing the Jackson Five (quite poorly). Connick is disgusted, gives them a zero and tries to both firmly and…

I could have eaten that bacon! Extra crispy just south of burned, on a BLT romane lettuce and Roma tomatos. Buttermilk bread toasted on one side. I like a little chipotle mayo for spice but only a slight amount. Some sweet potato fries on the side would be nice.

That anti-Islamic people continue to think that bacon is to Muslims as kryptonite is to Superman is so hilarious.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Damn right. Give me a Roomba with a cat on it. Picks up lint and the kitty gets to glide.

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.