“I do wrinkle my nose at thee, Sir.”

Is it just me or does anyone else gag at overly descriptive writing? Like when a writer thinks the more adjectives they cram into a paragraph the better. It just comes off as so obnoxiously snotty. I have a friend who is a “writer” and keeps a culinary blog of sorts and I want to read it (I love reading food blogs)…

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

Home for the holidays in 2009. Have recently completed my first college hookup. Am feeling accomplished and worldly. Decide to actually go to “the channel” aka a creek 20 min away from our hometown where my classmates drank in high school while I read and googled Expedia fares.

This is going to piss off so many people. Oh God! It’s beautiful.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

Got to wear the right outfit with the bro-dozer:

Normal (extra small)

Don’t forget bro-dozers

Littlefinger is horrible but he makes me feel things. I don't understand it.

Why can’t women parallel park?

And owners of pointlessly large pickups.

Tee hee!

Ruler for internet trolls and gun nuts

I remember seeing those for Natalie Portman and Avril Lavigne too.

Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’

that’s more depressing than being single, tbh

It's not your fault.

I will speak only for myself.