HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

So. Much. Smize.

I never thought I would say this tbh, but that is a major disservice to Justin Bieber. I mean, I am as grossed out by Justin Bieber’s existence as the next person, but at least he isn’t, you know, fucking evil.

I had a friend in high school who went tanning every day for a few years. She had skin cancer on her nose by age 28. Keep on thinking you're invincible, kids...

Because the Republicans are a bunch of whiny titty babies who refuse to approve a budget if it doesn’t have the stupid shit they want in it.

republicans rn be like

I love seeing makeup artists work *.*

I think I’ll let Kurt Vonnegut express my feelings toward Mary Mitchell:

I wish they cared. But the Sun-Times is dying a slow death and this got them what they wanted: clicks.

This is all I’ve got for Ms Mitchell-

I am quite surprised anyone actually gave a fuck about a sex worker being raped.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

My husband is fat (19 stone / 6ft). He was the fattest he’s ever been at the point I met him (his scales only go up to 20st, so more than that), and I adored him on sight, even though I was married to someone else at the time. I have never known love or sex like the love and sex that we have. I didn’t actually know…

“My babies free range grass fed dog milk is free of toxins and full of beneficial diseases that will strengthen its immune system.”

Shades of Romulus and Remus.

It gets unwieldy after that.

The only thing worse than that are Christians co-opting Rosa Parks to mask their homophobia.