Another proud graduate from Midvale School for the Gifted.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

I've seen better jokes on fuckin laffy taffy wrappers. These aren't even very clever let alone funny. That's what offends me.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Between the Gawker article comments on Men Who Kill and this study, I think I’m done for the day.

Allison Harvard 4eva

But during the time in which video games have become more popular, realistic and violent, there has actually been a decline in real life gun violence.

Being in someone’s wedding is a special privilege.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

I was a little pissed because the one wedding I was in required me to spend almost $250 on a dress that was completely unflattering on me and that I would never wear again. I had two bridesmaids when I got married and I told them to just buy a dark purple dress they liked.

This poor girl :( Seeing this girl broke my heart this morning. As someone who’s spent some time in a children’s hospital with a sick kid I can say that visits like these from anyone, from friends, family, athletes, celebrities, really is a beautiful gesture. We got to watch the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Movie…

The Secret Toilet

FETAL TISSUE MILL

I don’t think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box.

Natalie Wood

Perfectly executed. Ten points and a krispie treat.

Do what moms do on Facebook: fling shit at other moms.