I'm a copyeditor, so I should agree with you, but while "seated" is correct grammatically, "sat" is the term more commonly used in restaurants so it's more accurate in this context.

I was going to say Briticism, but I don't believe there's PF Chang's in the UK or Oz. I suppose Rosa could be an expat.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

Fiery speeches of support from this fellow:

“Fuck these guys with Mjölnir”?

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

I love you both for agreeing and for including Gabriel in this. Pagan god AND Christian archangel? Why can’t our politics be that inclusive?

Actually, demonic influences on politicians would go a LONG way to explaining a lot of shit that goes on out there.

Look, if it’s good enough for Ariana Grande, it’s good enough for Joe Biden.

i honestly thought it was a spin off of new CW show iZombie

Why would there be any other answer to this question besides Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen????? Why would ANYONE not want to drink a beer with these guys???

All of these are incorrect answers. The correct answers are John Waters and Carol Burnett.

Apsen Dakota sounds like an overprotected superhero whose power helps the needy roll over their 401ks.

I just wish you’d stop featuring these icky nothing people - I like to read Dirt Bag and hate to give them any page views.

When will people learn that “robotface” is just not socially acceptable. It’s just anti-machine bigotry. They’re trying so hard to fit in, and we’re just throwing it back into their sensor-packages.