This is the only portrait of Anne Boleyn that need exist.

Can I just say that I love Anne Boleyn? I follow "her" on twitter (an actor who plays her in reenactments) and she posted this news a few days ago. Very interesting.

I think you mean "my weiner of an ex."

Eskimo brothers.

Wow, the comments here are so bad. Where do guys get the idea that 1. marriage proposal will win an ex back and 2. that would in any way make the proposer's life better?

I miss Phil Hartman so much. I also miss Chris Farley. Both their deaths make me sad, for different reasons.

I am a comedy nerd, and I have been watching SNL since its inception when I'd be left home alone on Saturday nights to babysit my brother while my parents did whatever dinner and dancing parents did in the 70s. And I have to say ... every season and every cast is different, and I can find something I adore about every…

despite everything going on, this sink still doesn't give a shit.

And again, North West had a WONDERFUL time at the shows. Hey 'parents', maybe your accessory has a better time at home with her nanny?

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I've got her baby right here.

White people names.

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

Depending on how you're going to be moving your body, having stuff packed in tight can be safer and more comfortable. Less chance of things slipping funny and getting crushed.

Mmmm. Thank yooooooouuuuu!

Oh my god, James McAvoy.