Considering that neither of these parents are Nordic, I doubt either of them can exactly plead "culture".

Don't launder grant money, don't kill anyone, and don't fuck the students. That's what I was told was necessary to keep your job once you've got tenure.

Now in Gif Form

My mom did this to me when I was in the 1st grade to punish me for writing that I hated a girl who was being really mean to me. Then she called the school to make sure that they made me take off the hat I wore the next day. I went from having long blonde hair (which I liked to put up in a bun) to having hair about an…

It's a form of punishment that works best on your slutty teenager.

Who even wants to have sex with someone who's unconscious? I can't even get off without my partner loudly pretending to be amazed at the size of my penis.

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

"Are movies like the Disney smash-hit about an ice queen and her sister empowering our girls by turning our men into fools and villains?"

men's stupidity is a trope that is absolutely played up in hollywood.

It's crazy to me that Lenny Kravitz is old enough for his daughter to have dated Michael Fassbender, like, a few years ago.

I think that's fine.

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

"A gift real special, so take off the top

That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

Just hand them a stack of 6 seasons of DVDs (and a theatrical release nobody wants) of Entourage.

Seriously, that's what I wonder every single time.

Leading to the same question I ask of anyone working-class, middle-class, or a woman, or LGBT or really, any minority in the country, even those with money: How can you align yourself with these people who do not respect you, do not want to speak to or for your interests and issues, and take every chance to remind…