If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I've got her baby right here.

White people names.

Looks like a case of obscene retouching.

Depending on how you're going to be moving your body, having stuff packed in tight can be safer and more comfortable. Less chance of things slipping funny and getting crushed.

Mmmm. Thank yooooooouuuuu!

Oh my god, James McAvoy.

Considering that neither of these parents are Nordic, I doubt either of them can exactly plead "culture".

Don't launder grant money, don't kill anyone, and don't fuck the students. That's what I was told was necessary to keep your job once you've got tenure.

Now in Gif Form

My mom did this to me when I was in the 1st grade to punish me for writing that I hated a girl who was being really mean to me. Then she called the school to make sure that they made me take off the hat I wore the next day. I went from having long blonde hair (which I liked to put up in a bun) to having hair about an…

It's a form of punishment that works best on your slutty teenager.

Who even wants to have sex with someone who's unconscious? I can't even get off without my partner loudly pretending to be amazed at the size of my penis.

"Are movies like the Disney smash-hit about an ice queen and her sister empowering our girls by turning our men into fools and villains?"

men's stupidity is a trope that is absolutely played up in hollywood.