It's crazy to me that Lenny Kravitz is old enough for his daughter to have dated Michael Fassbender, like, a few years ago.

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

"A gift real special, so take off the top

That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

Just hand them a stack of 6 seasons of DVDs (and a theatrical release nobody wants) of Entourage.

Seriously, that's what I wonder every single time.

Leading to the same question I ask of anyone working-class, middle-class, or a woman, or LGBT or really, any minority in the country, even those with money: How can you align yourself with these people who do not respect you, do not want to speak to or for your interests and issues, and take every chance to remind…

Designers, use the models-in-underwear accessory wall thoughtfully.

Bonkers cat needs a hobby.

No no no. The mistresses get abortions.

I just can't understand a Christian whose knowledge and view of their religion is so off-kilter that they think it was OK for Jesus to invite a prostitute to have dinner with him but that it is NOT OK for you to even sell a gay person a fucking cake.

Fact: We would all give up everything in exchange for a kiss from Gillian Anderson.

Jessica,

Your kids will ask you about vampire sex whether you want them too or not.

What's the best way to pray to this image? Plz advise.