Seriously, yes. For a brief moment, TVTropes was useful and interesting. Now it's a poison, making the internet worse.

I just darken my ombre for the winter. Jared, it's time to get with the program.

Isn't he a rapist, or something?

There is actually a hole in the back of the fanny pack he slips his penis through, so if you unzip it all you see is dick.

Have the ants stopped screaming?

On a second viewing, the Douglas/Pym VoiceOver doesn't work for me at all. It goes on for too long and I feel like it's a mistake to get into the sentimentality of the father-daughter thing right now—"be the hero she already thinks you are" is a line that belonged in the first or even second draft of the script but…

I feel if they had gone with a cheeky loud rock song from 80s or 90s would have been fun. I feel like they wanted it to be dark, but couldn't find enough serious bits without spoilers to pull it off. Definitely withholding judgement until I see the film. Chalking it up to poor trailer direction

I enjoyed the trailer. But something didn't feel right. And I think I figured it out.

but wait actually i would like to contend this alleged "he got hot, like, objectively?"

I hate him and his turdy self.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

I have that friend! She is also gluten-sensitive, having followed all the diseases-du-jour for several decades, from tinnitus to ADHD to, oh, what's the one where you're sore all over and just generally weak and unwell?

Def not enough titty if you ask me.

Nah, they just made her a whiny in-the-closet bisexual on Starz. >_<;;

Please draw a penis brain for the class.

Gross. I can smell the rage sweat on him from here.

He was definitely the creepiest vampire in "Lost Boys."