So tell us more! Did it hurt? Is it on one of your front teeth or is it hidden in the back?

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

Cats! They're just like us!

I think we all need to see this amazing picture. Your kid sounds awesome!

IT IS MAY, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

How is a hand made drawing a consumer act? Jarvis would have been all for that.

I guess I should consider myself lucky that I've never run across someone that feels the need to talk shit on mother's day. I have quite the opposite problem: everyone ever feels the need to publicly state how their mother IS THE BEST MOTHER EVER and could never do no wrong and the only reason they are who they are…

The jar is massive. I'm pretty sure I can put my whole fist in it.

Oh god, yes! I feel like I should get this sermon tattooed somewhere on my body so I never forget it. Maybe I'll just bookmark it .

Here is an example of a bad tattoo.

*nope

GOP is starting their bi-annual "make horrifically monstrous statements in public..."

And there we have the song of the night...

Jesus. They look like something a Kardashian robot threw up.

Men who can't get past two minutes just aren't trying(for the most part). Sex for men is like running. Most hit their "Wall" within the first 2-10 minutes of sex. You can learn to "break through your wall," it just takes effort and understanding what tells your body you are ready to climax. There are certain…

Dude, it's a fucking crime to KEEP people from reading Sherman Alexie.

Smoke Signals! Love it. "Hey Victor"

I looooooove this book. I thought it was required reading for 9th graders nation wide? What is wrong with some people?