I need this lego man in my life.

Complaining about "phonies"...Holden is that you?

You sound like a nepster (a nerd hipster).

Somewhere in Norway there is a metalhead in corpse paint standing in a forest crying tears of blood.

Beards are cool. That is all.

What the cluck?

Eggcellent.

Yes. This. I do like him. If anyone can win me over on a young villain, it might be Driver.

I'm no grammar fanatic, but your wording left me quite confused for a moment, thinking he had been raped twice.

I dont get it... this role sounds like it was practically written for Sam Witwer...

You want a bad guy for a new Star Wars?

What do you mean "half creep"? The man is all hero.

Am I the only person in the world who gives absolutely no shits about this game?

Looks like their sweet dreams of trademarking that word...were crushed. If they keep trying, though, they'll probably hit a payday now and later.

Ooh, ooh, how about overweight and timid sci-fi nerd who finds it in himself to become a cheerleader and save the world?

British guy here and not that I'm defending him, I'm sure he was an assclown but I did once go on a date with a woman who spent the entire time talking about my uncircumcised penis (which she hadn't seen). Being 18 at the time, at first I thought it was awesome, it rapidly got weird, then creepy, then a little scary.…

Name: Stargate: Universe

I don't care that half of them are dead. This should happen.

Maybe not a popular choice, but I go for Jericho.