I need this lego man in my life.

Complaining about "phonies"...Holden is that you?

You sound like a nepster (a nerd hipster).

Somewhere in Norway there is a metalhead in corpse paint standing in a forest crying tears of blood.

Am I the only person in the world who gives absolutely no shits about this game?

Looks like their sweet dreams of trademarking that word...were crushed. If they keep trying, though, they'll probably hit a payday now and later.

British guy here and not that I'm defending him, I'm sure he was an assclown but I did once go on a date with a woman who spent the entire time talking about my uncircumcised penis (which she hadn't seen). Being 18 at the time, at first I thought it was awesome, it rapidly got weird, then creepy, then a little scary.…

I thought it would be this:

That high-waisted jeans trend you guys were talking about a few days ago can't come soon enough.

Different strokes for different folks. My primary partner prefers oral and fingers and stuff like that with me, but she prefers penetration from her other lover. For me getting a blow job is awesome and don't feel like PIV feels particularly better than getting head so it's no huge deal for me. I'm not against PIV but…

That image is NSFW. I mean, some of us have allergies to shell fish.

I was hoping someone was going to say this. Plus they both have AMAZEBALLS soundtracks.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

I've never seen this movie (I have no excuse for this) but this Troy guy sounds like the kind of shit boyfriend/hook-up that someone would post about in GroupThink and a bunch of us would try to carefully write sensitive replies with the subtext of "BUT SERIOUSLY, HE IS A DICK AND YOU CAN DO BETTER. OH MY GOD, WHAT…

You bring up a good point about the technical part of it.

There are more of them than you think. Even competitions primarily based on speed have judges.

I'd love to see your breakdown.

I don't mind pubes, I think they make a woman look like a woman rather than a girl, but I'm not a fan of the whole stragglers-sticking-out-the-side look.