sorry Burt, but this dress was better

Here's what I'm trying and it's working for me. I started with 5 minutes a day, and to be honest, 5 minutes was hard. When you're completely out of shape, 1 minute of effort seems like an hour of torture. So, I installed a simple counter on my phone, kept it on my home screen, and I broke those 5 minutes up over…

My vagina clamped up at 'faith based'.

Maybe the daughter is unborn.

Nagasu's routine was almost flawless. I was sure she would make it. I think to say that she didn't make it because of her race is going a bit far though.

I've never been to the Globes (someday!!!) but I've been to plenty of other awards ceremonies/events there :) .

I am sick and jet lagged and spending all day in bed, so I decided to start watching Orphan Black. My internet is being a buttmunch, so it's taken about 3 hours to get almost through the first episode, but so far I like it!

So I'm very curious to see pictures of people's non-traditional wedding dresses! I'm not married or engaged or anything... just interested. Here is a cute kitty gif for your trouble :)

Agreed. But having spent several hours standing on top of a ladder cleaning dried egg off of my library's windows (Way to stick it to The Man, kids!), I would be completely down with Justin Bieber getting stuck with several hundred hours of community service. He sounds like the worst neighbor ever.

I mean, teacup Yorkies are cute and all, but if I were to purchase an absurdly small and fluffy purebred dog I'd go for a Pomeranian. JUST LOOK:

The people are thinking of ways to appear pro choice, but not really be 100% pro choice. Abortions as birth control and sex selective abortions are the most popular "BUTS".

I should get armor.

No fucking way.

It is worth it. It is a little dumb, but not prime time soap levels dumb... it is just dumb enough to be relaxing without being infuriating. Plus, the music is great - T Bone Burnett picks the soundtrack!

I am coming over! And I don't even like sports, I just like dip.

Cream cheese for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or alternatively, make a dip from cream cheese. Cause cream cheese is delightful.

No. It'll suggest "Jong Un - our overlord".