Wow, this sounds like a gigantic bag of dicks. Am so not interested!

I am in a mom group and have been since I was three months pregnant. The drama does seem to burn out over time. The only issues I have now are watching mom-competitions take place between two moms who are vying for best bento box lunch (and apparently have no fucking life to pull off that cutesy shit every day).

Great that it gets the word out, but I found it a bit underwhelming as a documentary, truth be told.

Some women have the absolute shittiest pregnancies. Mine was fine, but I had a friend who had to be put on the no-barfing medication because she couldn’t keep water down.

Loved her in “The Fall.” Mmmmm... Gillian Anderson. Mmmmmm.... Archie Panjabi. Mmmm mmmm mmmmmm!

What’s even more interesting are the reporters who have tracked this back to a typical H. Weinstein smear campaign when M.F. was rumored to be a favorite for an Oscar nomination for his role in Hunger.

Not about to go to her blog to give her any kind viewing hits.

Worked at a Mexican restaurant from age 16-21. My friend and I used to make a bet where we would each eat a whole ceranno pepper and then see who could go the longest without drinking water.

Fred, she’s gotten her boobies!

I’m sure the page is also filled with “OMG SJW political correctness is ruining ‘Murica” assery too.

We put together a time capsule in 6th grade. A boy named Tim (who liked to bring his BB gun to the playground after school hours and shoot at us) dug it all up the next day and kept the loot.

I don’t know how much faith I can put into this show without the hope of seeing Mr. Muggles again.

It’s like blind dating sometimes. I’ve been through a handful of really awful groups. You need to figure out what sort of RPG you like to play, what kind of GM you enjoy and so forth.

Let him give himself a nickname, FFS. Even if it is the teacher’s idea, is your precious name more important than him feeling confident at school? Or, are these the types of parents that think a kid needs a good beating by a bully and constant harassment to “build character?”

Why is there a picture of Michael Fassbender at the top? I mean, wtf? Apparently, he represents alpha-holes? Firemen? Sports dudes?

I dislike the MRA because I find them to be full of manbaby shitstains. But, 1000 people on a FB page means MRAs in general? And I hate that I have to ask that question. But, still....

I wouldn't have reevaluated my whole relationship, but it would have absolutely pissed me off.

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Watch out, Jon Gosselin! This guys is coming for your title of biggest douchbag!

I’m pale. Scandinavian genes. Have always been pale. I used to try and roast myself to get tan. (Baby oil and iodine, anyone?)