Let him give himself a nickname, FFS. Even if it is the teacher’s idea, is your precious name more important than him feeling confident at school? Or, are these the types of parents that think a kid needs a good beating by a bully and constant harassment to “build character?”

Why is there a picture of Michael Fassbender at the top? I mean, wtf? Apparently, he represents alpha-holes? Firemen? Sports dudes?

I dislike the MRA because I find them to be full of manbaby shitstains. But, 1000 people on a FB page means MRAs in general? And I hate that I have to ask that question. But, still....

I wouldn't have reevaluated my whole relationship, but it would have absolutely pissed me off.

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Watch out, Jon Gosselin! This guys is coming for your title of biggest douchbag!

I’m pale. Scandinavian genes. Have always been pale. I used to try and roast myself to get tan. (Baby oil and iodine, anyone?)

Rarely do over-tanners look good. A nice, healthy glow/tan/whatnot is great, but ugh. I’ve seen some folks take it way too far and it’s just cringe-worthy.

Am coming up empty of fucks. Anyone who invites me to stupid fuck-ass crap like, “My blingy nail, pampered check *party*” can politely go suck a giant one. Like, a gigantic dick. Same with my essential oil pyramid scheme friends who think that their sales will cure cancer and have weekly *parties* online for people to…

I can’t reply or see my status on half of the sites. So... yeah.... yay for updating

I can’t even watch this show anymore. Does anyone ever get the chance to talk? Or is it just Joy shouting over everyone else? Because that shit is Jerry Springer OLD. No thanks.

Totally believe that’s a 5-year-old writing it. When my kid was 5, she could have written something like that in terms of physical ability. She’d need help with a lot of the words, but what parent of a Kindergartner or 1st grader hasn’t hear, “Mom, how do you spell ‘cemetary?’”

We can put her to work with the Republican party who wants to keep people out of our country no matter what. Instead of a wall, clone her and set them up shoulder-to-shoulder along the border.

Mr. Trashboat is shorter than me. It’s all good. But he also has a nice penis, so... there is that.

I find that scene so hot in Boys Don’t Cry. I have no idea why...

I know a man who identifies as a woman but because he’s married with kids, he says he can’t “come out.” His wife knows, but has stated that if he transitions, she divorce him. I sense that he’s waiting for the kids to graduate from high school before making that decision. Still, it’s a hard place for both. What do…

I like some of my rejections more than I do some of my acceptances. My rejection from Ampersand was one of the best and most clever things I’ve ever read. :)

I worked at a fabulous “family” Mexican restaurant. What they didn’t know was that one of the managers had a scheduled “nooner” with an under-aged employee in the “Pinata room,” every day.

The last “date” I went on was with my now-husband (9 years ago). And he paid for dinner.. But, he argued that it was because HE was the one to ask me to THAT restaurant and next time I could pay. And I did. And he let me. And he bought the most expensive margarita on the menu and grinned at me.