We did fetal pigs. The whole thing. It wasn’t that bad. :)

Well, you know, what about all the men who are cheated because of judges and court hearings and child custody... maybe they need a free move too. (barfs)

Uhhh... wow.

I'm so glad I know where all the lesbians are now. Because lesbians are fucking badass and I want to play games with them.

Some are nice, but some look like herpes.

Of course they did. They still are towing the company line of it “being all about ethics in journalism.”

The person didn’t do it on purpose. She wanted to food hot “or else...” and the server made it hot.

It’s the first I’ve heard and seen of it. I work at a university, too, and have never seen it here. Maybe only on the douche-iest campuses nationwide?

Facial shrug

Yeah, women being paraded through a town naked and being offered up to the public as rape-punishment happens all the time here. Thanks for helping us keep it real, brah.

I’m sure there is already a kickstarter campaign in place for when she starts to suffer financially.

Who the hell can put away one NORMAL-sized Chipotle burrito? Without having a 5-month old “food baby” in your gut?

One of my FB friends posts pictures of her kids’ lunches every day and they are the bento bullshit goo-goo ga ga crap (for a 4th grader and a 5th grader).

I love how these anti-vax fucks:

May they always have no room in the trash when they need to throw out an empty milk jug!

Every. Single.Time we’ve gone into a Hard Rock Cafe (doesn’t matter where it is, but Denver is the worst), we have had at least an hour wait. One time, 1.5 hours. As tables were seated and fed around us.

Yeah, I would have beaten the fuck out of that person. And probably gotten expelled. I lost my shit hard when people torture animals. Fuck that guy.

Now I can tell every asshole who tells me, “Our vaginas are magical and will always bounce back,” or, “just do some kegals” to fuck right the hell off.