Totally believe that’s a 5-year-old writing it. When my kid was 5, she could have written something like that in terms of physical ability. She’d need help with a lot of the words, but what parent of a Kindergartner or 1st grader hasn’t hear, “Mom, how do you spell ‘cemetary?’”

We can put her to work with the Republican party who wants to keep people out of our country no matter what. Instead of a wall, clone her and set them up shoulder-to-shoulder along the border.

Mr. Trashboat is shorter than me. It’s all good. But he also has a nice penis, so... there is that.

I find that scene so hot in Boys Don’t Cry. I have no idea why...

I know a man who identifies as a woman but because he’s married with kids, he says he can’t “come out.” His wife knows, but has stated that if he transitions, she divorce him. I sense that he’s waiting for the kids to graduate from high school before making that decision. Still, it’s a hard place for both. What do…

I like some of my rejections more than I do some of my acceptances. My rejection from Ampersand was one of the best and most clever things I’ve ever read. :)

I worked at a fabulous “family” Mexican restaurant. What they didn’t know was that one of the managers had a scheduled “nooner” with an under-aged employee in the “Pinata room,” every day.

The last “date” I went on was with my now-husband (9 years ago). And he paid for dinner.. But, he argued that it was because HE was the one to ask me to THAT restaurant and next time I could pay. And I did. And he let me. And he bought the most expensive margarita on the menu and grinned at me.

We did fetal pigs. The whole thing. It wasn’t that bad. :)

Well, you know, what about all the men who are cheated because of judges and court hearings and child custody... maybe they need a free move too. (barfs)

Uhhh... wow.

I'm so glad I know where all the lesbians are now. Because lesbians are fucking badass and I want to play games with them.

Some are nice, but some look like herpes.

Of course they did. They still are towing the company line of it “being all about ethics in journalism.”

The person didn’t do it on purpose. She wanted to food hot “or else...” and the server made it hot.

It’s the first I’ve heard and seen of it. I work at a university, too, and have never seen it here. Maybe only on the douche-iest campuses nationwide?

Facial shrug

Yeah, women being paraded through a town naked and being offered up to the public as rape-punishment happens all the time here. Thanks for helping us keep it real, brah.