I wonder if I could refuse to issue a marriage certificate based on the fact that my religion doesn’t tolerate assholes.

It’s a HUGE chore. I loathe weddings in all honesty. I’d rather people go elope and GTFO of my face with their sand-castle, Buddhist monk throat noise, weird-ass dolphin-themed weddings.

Fuck weddings. And fuck this entitlement shit. Sorry that your bestie didn’t send you a gift (that probably wouldn’t have lived up to your bullshit standards anyway) and it’s totally ... like.. harshing your buzz... or something.

I think it’s a bit expected for some folks to toss out the kneejerk, “OMGZ this is TOO PC” cliched phrase every time a company decides to try something new and (perhaps) contribute to positive gender role-models.

Me too. Do you know how goddamned hard it is to find an Ironman (or Rocket the Raccoon or Adventure Time or Regular Show) T-Shirt in non-blue, non-boys’ style? For girls and for women too? I have to go online and even then it can get frustrating.

If only they were actually changing the packaging.

I too have mastered it. I know how to turn an accidentally louder guffaw into a cough, too.

Well, I am personally worried that all those boys fondling the plastic abs of Thor and Hulk might make them start to get strange “feelings” in their pants about other men. Probably should ban those or put them in the “Gay child toys” aisle.

Goddamit. Why didn’t I think of this? I hope this creates an epic plague of copycats who attempt to troll other corporations that are trying to be a bit more thoughtful.

It’s like the writers for Season 3 of Heroes had alien sex with Falling Skies and the bad “V” remake and had a half-human/half-lizard baby. And called that show “The Dome.”

WTF?

camel toe, dude...

Video game researcher here. You can measure things like EEG, EMG, EOG, ECG, body temp, GSR, etc. And studies have a lot to say about violent/aggressive video games and how playing them can raise heartrate, or, blood pressure, etc.

People fail so hard at reading comprehension. These poor fucks think that Target is changing the toys themselves to be “neutral” and apparently worried about kids turning into “neutrals” themselves.

To the butthurt neighbors, I say this...

Doesn't surprise me given the number of people with chronic conditions like autoimmune weirdness. You'd be surprised at how many folks deal with chronic hives, for example. Living day in and day out with swelling, bumps and joint pain alone.

YeS~!

I know a lot of people on this very site who called this.

I have stopped at least a dozen college kids on campus who are walking and texting. Some walk right out into traffic. My guess is that they have this weird notion that all cars and traffic will stop for them. All of the time.