This needs a renewel right NOW because I will have a HBO-Carnivale-esque cow if it does not.

Yeah, I'm kind of done with Rick.

We kind of gave up after the season with the governor. It just felt like the same thing. The same stories. I dunno... did it improve?

artichokes cause seriously smelly farts. Like.. I take your cabbage and raise you a million fart points.

Has he always had these mad eyelashes?

+10000 points for Cleopatra reference! Ahhh! That show was hella fun.

At least it’s not a Raimi nightmare like Legend of the Seeker. The books sucked hard giant dick, but wow did they mangle that story for people who actually liked Goodkind’s work.

To heck with the haters. He seems to love what he does and people watch. And he’s hot. He makes me feel like a dirty old cougar.

But I want a blonde, blue-eyed, big boobie Elektra. And I want that blonde to be Jessica Alba. With bleached hair.

If ya DON’T LIKE HOBBY LOBBY’S ANTI WOMEN’S HEALTH POLICIES, then JUST DON’T WORK THERE!

I kind of want to see these “studies” that claim that boys’ literacy and academic skills don’t improve over the summer.

Actually, I imagine right wing outrage boners to sound more like “wome womp” than buzzing. But that is just me.

It’s okay, they’ll have a kick starter up in no time to recover the cost

My only issue here is that this kid being eight won’t stop the homophobic asshats from ripping into him. And as as a parent, I would worry about his safety. Like, would one of these KKK motherfuckers try try to find him?

Fine if she doesn’t care but to hell with anyone who thinks their indifference needs to transfer to anyone else.

yeah, when did they all become cast-off republicans who thought ye olde Reagan party was going soft, so they had to amp up the misogyny and racism?

I kind of figured there would be much pants-pooping on part of the MRA. I’m sure GamerGate fellas are equally as incontinent. I suggest butt kegals.

We give more shots than we used to, but the combined antigen load of them is much less. The vaccines are far, far more purified under current standard of technology, so the amount of stimulation is roughly 1/24th of what it used to be, even given the increased number of separate needles.

While they’re at it, can they fix that iodine, smelly foot, alfalfa-barf smell that greets me every time I walk in?