I'm watching The Americans, and sometimes, I'm dubious about their disguises. Like, wearing those thick glasses or a curly wig is going to make you unrecognizable. But, then I realize (in that show, at least) that they're not trying to walk into the CIA or FBI or go fool their neighbor across the street who already…

Umm, had no idea this was Angelina Jolie. And on top of that, she's a freakin' HOT dude.

Oh, and are these the same assholes who are A-OKAY with Hobby Lobby dictating what type of birth control their employees are allowed to have covered? Because if so, these people can sit under a tree and fuck right off.

Are there people out there who seriously think Fox News is really news anymore? I mean, even my republican pals are like, WTF....

This is one of those "default parent" things that most dads would just blow off. Because, the woman is expected.

This is just too badass for me

Cue people who start in on helicopter parenting. (Because you're really not the most annoying fucks on the planet and because this is EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING THING)

How does it feel to win the Internet on Friday?

awful! I'm so sorry that happened to you. Having been a TA myself, I enjoyed building trust (and sometimes friendships after the class ended) with students. Some I still meet with and talk now). There is something awful about a person in a position if academic power taking advantage.

I love that they're doing this, but I have one comment to make. (Sorry, I know I'll sound like "THAT PERSON")

that is fucked up. I read this article and thought, "ugh... Why would you do that to a kid?"

Working at a university, I see this quite often. We have some Asian faculty members in our department and I can't tell you the number of times I see students (always male for some reason) walking out saying things like, "Ching chong ding dong. yuk yuk!"

could not agree more. Part of the tolerance here is toward religion. Nothing hurts the non-believers like me more when I see atheists turn into sanctimonious snobs whose holy grail is to disprove God and make snide, shitty comments comparing God to Santa.

Why is this on io9? It's like Entertainment Weekly trying to sneak fashion into its magazine. Please stop.

I just want to say your name out loud.

Of course there will be groaners and grousers. Someone has to play the role of angry old white man.